Saturday, January 5, 2008

Who is incharge ?

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge .

'I should be in charge,' said the brain , 'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen .'

'I should be in charge,' said the blood , 'Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away .' 'I should be in charge,' said the stomach,' Because I process food and gi! ve all o f you energy .'

'I should be in charge,' said the legs , 'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go .'

'I should be in charge,' said the eyes , 'Because I allow the body to see where it goes .'

'I should be in charge,' said the rectum-Asshole' 'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.' All the other body parts laughed at the rectum And insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic . They all decided that the rectum should be the boss . The Moral of the story? Even though the others do all the work.

The asshole is usually in charge .

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By profession I am a Database Administrator (DBA) with total 13 yrs. of experience in the field of Information Technology, out of that 9 yrs as SQL DBA and last 3 years in IBM System i/iSeries and DB2 LUW 9. I have handled Developer, plus production support roles, and I like both the roles. I love and live information technology hence the name "Techonologyyogi" Apart from that I am a small, retail investor, with small investments in India and United States in the form of Equity holdings via common stocks. Don't ask me if I have made money, I have been loosing money in stocks.