Who is incharge ?

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge .

'I should be in charge,' said the brain , 'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen .'

'I should be in charge,' said the blood , 'Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away .' 'I should be in charge,' said the stomach,' Because I process food and gi! ve all o f you energy .'


'I should be in charge,' said the legs , 'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go .'


'I should be in charge,' said the eyes , 'Because I allow the body to see where it goes .'


'I should be in charge,' said the rectum-Asshole' 'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.' All the other body parts laughed at the rectum And insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic . They all decided that the rectum should be the boss . The Moral of the story? Even though the others do all the work.

The asshole is usually in charge .